She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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