ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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