There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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