Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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