I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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