This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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