I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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