Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This is classic penis vs brain.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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