Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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