2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
that's an acceptable place to lick
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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