No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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