my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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