sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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