She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
