Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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