Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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