Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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