he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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