White coat. Heels.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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