Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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