i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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