ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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