you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I have already put on my inside pants.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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