no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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