Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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