there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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