Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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