I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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