i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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