My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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