): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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