I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
