Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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