It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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