Do vagina's smell?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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