Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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