i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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