Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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