I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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