JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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