My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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