Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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