mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
