i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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