I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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