i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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