She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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