Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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