Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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