exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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